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IN THE MEDIA
An interview with Jon J. Murakami on Hawai‘i Public Radio

HAWAI‘I'S JOKE BOOK FOR KIDS
illustrated by Jon J. Murakami


Did you hear they passed a law
against laughing out loud in Hawai‘i?

Now you can only give a low ha.


Why didn’t the passengers
receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawai‘i?
Their flight was de-lei-ed.


How do you get a surfer to school on time?
Tell him the waves are small.

Not only is Hawai‘i a beautiful place to live and visit, with gorgeous weather, breathtaking scenery, and endless outdoor adventures, it’s got plenty of things that will make you laugh.

For those kids whose funny bones are itching to be tickled, Hawai‘i’s Joke Book for Kids will make them laugh, giggle, and groan. The joke-telling phase in a kid’s childhood is the best phase as they discover puns, word play, irony, sarcasm, and absurdity.
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Heard the same knock-knock joke too many times? This book is for you. Complete with 400 jokes and TRIVIA about the Hawaiian Islands, Hawai‘i’s Joke Book for Kids is the perfect gift for kama‘āina kids and visiting kids who are ready to bombard their family and friends with some island-inspired jokes.


5 x 8 inches
128 pages
$8.95

ISBN
 978-1-949000-34-4
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KĀNE‘OHE, HI 96744
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  • BOARD BOOKS
    • 123 CUT LOOSE IN HAWAIʻI
    • 123 SAIMIN IN HAWAIʻI
    • A TO Z CUT LOOSE IN HAWAIʻI
    • ALL PAU WITH DIAPERS
    • ALOHA ZOO
    • ANIMALS SING ALOHA
    • BABY'S BOOK OF FIRSTS IN HAWAI‘I
    • BABY'S FIRST 123 IN HAWAI‘I
    • BABYʻS FIRST ABC IN HAWAI‘I
    • BABYʻS FIRST COLORS IN HAWAI‘I
    • BIRDS IN HAWAI‘I
    • DIVING FOR COLORS IN HAWAI‘I
    • DIVING FOR NUMBERS IN HAWAI‘I
    • DOGS AT THE BEACH IN HAWAI‘I
    • DOWN AT THE BEACH
    • FISH IN HAWAI‘I
    • GECKOS SURF
    • HAWAIIAN MERMAID LŪ‘AU
    • HAWAIIAN OCEAN LULLABY
    • HI‘IAKA BATTLES THE WIND
    • HINA
    • KAIONA GUIDES THE LOST
    • KEIKI SHARK
    • LEA GODDESS OF CANOE BUILDERS
    • MĀUI HOOKS THE ISLANDS
    • MĀUI SLOWS THE SUN
    • NAUPAKA
    • NOODLES FOR BABY
    • NOT NOW, LAU LAU!
    • ON OUR ISLAND
    • ONE TO TEN IN HAWAI‘I
    • PELE FINDS A HOME
    • THE PERFECT PET
    • ROCK-A-BYE BABY IN HAWAI‘I
    • SHAVE ICE IN HAWAI‘I
    • SLIPPERS IN HAWAI‘I
    • SLIPPERY FISH IN HAWAI‘I
    • TEN LITTLE SURFERS IN HAWAI‘I
    • THESE LITTLE KITTENS IN HAWAI‘I
    • THINGS THAT GO ON WHEELS IN HAWAI‘I
    • TWINKLE TWINKLE SMALL HŌKŪ
    • WAIKIKI LULLABY
    • WAKE UP MERMAIDS!
  • PICTURE BOOKS
    • ALOHASAURUS
    • EDDIE AIKAU
    • G IS FOR GECKO
    • GECKOS SLIDE AND PEEK
    • HAWAIIAN CHRISTMAS DAY
    • HAWAIIAN WORD BOOK JUST FOR KIDS
    • HONU AND MOA
    • ‘IWALANI'S TREE
    • KAI GOES TO THE FARMERS MARKET
    • KOA'S SEED
    • THE LITTLE RED HEN HAWAIIAN-STYLE
    • THE MAUI STORIES
    • MARY KAWENA PUKUI
    • ONCE UPON HAWAII
    • PAPA SAYS SHAKA!
    • PATSY MINK
    • PELE AND POLI‘AHU
    • THE PELE STORIES
    • A SHAPE SHIFTING ADVENTURE IN HAWAI‘I
    • UNCLE'S MAGIC THROWNET
    • THE TWELVE DAYS OF HULA
  • ACTIVITY BOOKS & HUMOR
    • THE ABC HAWAI‘I COLORING AND ACTIVITY BOOK
    • ANIMALS IN HAWAI‘I COLORING AND ACTIVITY BOOK
    • HAWAI‘I'S JOKE BOOK FOR KIDS
    • HAWAI‘I'S OCEAN ANIMALS COLORING AND ACTIVITY BOOK
    • MY HAWAI‘I COLORING AND ACTIVITY BOOK
  • GRAPHIC NOVELS
    • HAKU AND SAM
    • HAKU AND SAM OUT TO SEA
  • JIGSAW PUZZLES
    • Dreams of Paradise
    • HAWAI‘I FOODIE
    • HAWAIIAN TREASURES
    • HONU KISSES
    • A PEACEFUL VOYAGE
    • SEA LIFE HAWAI‘I
    • THINGS HAWAI‘I
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